Dear MS Company (or - "The joys of signing up for mystery shopping"
I did my research, and found your name,
I checked for feedback, too.
You must be great, you have such fame
from Akron to Zhangwu.
I signed right up, I couldn't wait.
Excitement I can't hide.
But now I see it is my fate
I must be certified
I spent an hour, or was it two?
I watched your video.
I read the book, yet still not through -
Still got five tests to go
For each client, I'm trained just fine.
Now, how much are the fees?
Wait - I still can't self assign??
Got to fill out ESPs.
I'm finally done, and so let's see
A JOB! But just my luck-
I find one fifty miles from me
and it pays just one buck!
SDG
I did my research, and found your name,
I checked for feedback, too.
You must be great, you have such fame
from Akron to Zhangwu.
I signed right up, I couldn't wait.
Excitement I can't hide.
But now I see it is my fate
I must be certified
I spent an hour, or was it two?
I watched your video.
I read the book, yet still not through -
Still got five tests to go
For each client, I'm trained just fine.
Now, how much are the fees?
Wait - I still can't self assign??
Got to fill out ESPs.
I'm finally done, and so let's see
A JOB! But just my luck-
I find one fifty miles from me
and it pays just one buck!
SDG
