I find it a little exciting when I'm contacted about a first shop for a company I've been registered with for a long time. (Sometimes it's so long that I've forgotten that I'm registered, and have to check my notes.)
Today's "excitement" came from this company, and I'm not surprised to read through this thread. Upon signing in, I read about the shop, and was amused by the language. For what at least seemed like a fairly involved shop, the site excitedly stated, "You will make $12!!!"
Needless to say, my own excitement was short lived. No thank you, International Service Check!