I picked up some audit type gigs this week. I had done a couple of these before and the requirement is to set up a demo if it's not already on display. These stores always have the displays completed

It was maybe 20 minutes on site and the typical 5 minute report. They also asked if I would be willing to be auto-assigned to the specific locations in the future. Normally I wouldn't do that, but they guarantee 72 hours notice, a 5 day window and you can cancel without penalty. How could I say no to that
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