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November 19, 2024 10:25PM
Long story short.... I had to do an audit this morning. The catch was that I needed to arrive before the business opened. All of a sudden, my stomach started hurting badly. There were only two options: cancel the shop ($$) or take a poop in the woods. Well, I chose the latter. Anyone else experienced a similar emergency?
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November 19, 2024 11:30PM
No, but if I did, it'd be a cold day in hell before I would come here to broadcast that news

Peace & Boundaries, BB
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November 20, 2024 12:04AM
back in the 90s i pooped in Lake Mead (near Las Vegas). It was not a shop, but it's a extremely large lake and several of us were water skiing. No where to go out in the middle of nowhere. Kinda nice having a lake as a bidet.
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November 20, 2024 01:11AM
Haven't in years, but totally understandable. Back when I bought my house, I was meeting the locksmith at the property to pick up the new keys. Well, I got there first and really had to pee. No way to contact him, I can't get in the house as he has the keys, and I don't know any neighbors yet. So I peed in my own backyard. I figure I was marking my territory like a cat or a dog.
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November 20, 2024 01:16AM
A buddy of mine cuts large swaths of grass for work. He will not hesitate to drive his tractor toward the tree line, grab the roll of TP he keeps in the cab and take a walk into the woods.

Me, I learned during covid, when all restrooms were closed, to keep Pee cups in the car. Those large Circle K cups with lids work nicely. The back seat folds up so the space is my ladies' room when needed.

I've got no boundaries, Barefoot!
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November 20, 2024 02:33AM
Way too much information on this post. You could have kept this to yourself.
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November 20, 2024 07:47AM
See the title of the thread intrigued me!!!

I have had many emergent issues over the years especially after my gallbladder was removed. Nobody tells you the consequences of that.

Sometimes in life you do what you need to do. My car has a bag with tp, wipes, change of clothes, all kinds of emergency stuff. I use it less these days due to a better diet but you should always be prepared.
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November 20, 2024 07:51PM
yes, I have pooped in the woods..

We grew up with an outdoorsy kinda dad, we camped in a tent for most of the summer on our vacation. There have been times when I've driven through long stretches of nowhere with no available fast food places or gas stations and had to pull over also. Ya all already know I'm kinda weird and kinda prepper oriented, so it won't hurt to tell you that I have a roll of TP in my go bag that goes with me whenever I leave my house, and also one of those gas station leftover TP minirolls in my purse as well. Along with no fewer than 5 bandanas and a few regular sized cloth handkerchiefs in my car, not to mention the ones in my bag.
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November 21, 2024 02:00AM
Well, I go on all day hikes, so of course.
Some of my fellow hikers go on week long hikes in the back country.
Normal.

When a flower doesn’t bloom, you fix the environment in which it grows, not the flower.
Alexander Den Heijer
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November 21, 2024 05:04PM
@ServiceAward wrote:


The morale of the story is when you work at someone's house, don't be afraid to go into the woods to do number 1 or number 2.

Oh, yeah. When grass is growing, we cut grass all weekend every weekend in residential yards. My pee-cup comes with me. As with my own vehicle, the extended cab pickup provides a nice roomy space behind the drivers seat which makes for a cozy ladies room. The tinted windows on both are a perk but I would not be deterred by clear glass.
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November 22, 2024 07:50PM
@sestrahelena wrote:

The tinted windows on both are a perk but I would not be deterred by clear glass.
When nature calls, ses accepts the charges.

If your path dictates you walk through hell, do it as though you own the place. -unknown
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November 25, 2024 08:16PM
The past three years I've spent significant time in PA, and I've done a lot of hiking in remote areas. I learned the hard way there are many trails which do not have a bathroom at the trailhead. I now always stop somewhere en route at the first inkling I have to go.

I don't think there are any Russians / And there ain't no Yanks
Just corporate criminals\ / Playin' with tanks
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November 27, 2024 07:16PM
So did you log in at iPoopForIpsos to report this one? :-)
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November 27, 2024 07:45PM
@jp43209 wrote:

So did you log in at iPoopForIpsos to report this one? :-)
-lolololololol-

If your path dictates you walk through hell, do it as though you own the place. -unknown


Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/27/2024 07:45PM by drdoggie00.
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November 27, 2024 09:39PM
"Log"
Teeheehee
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December 12, 2024 04:51AM
Right? Ick.
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