05/12: Limericks!

There once was a shopper from Somewhere,
The place, everyone says, they don't care
What they really want is much more shop money
To which it was sneered, "Dream on, honey!"

Your turn. You cannot possibly do worse...

Bach is not noise, Madam. (Robert, in Two's Company)

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There once was a shopper so fine
Whose job was to review and opine
On the service and flair
Of each shop, restaurant, and lair
Mystery shopping, a gig so divine!

Shopping Southeast Pennsylvania, Delaware above the canal, and South Jersey since 2008

Hickory dickory dock.
Shopper against the clock.
The clock struck one,
The shop was done,
Hickory dickory dock.

Was shopping for gas and candy,
Mental Note: the assisiate's name is Randy
Take a photo of the sign,
don't take so much time.
At least the bonused fee was dandy!

Get a gallon while undercover.
Try to spend a dollar so inside I hover.
Ask for receipt from ununiformed male.
He gets annoyed, too bad, you failed!

There once was a shopper named Mike,
Whose job was a secret delight.
With a keen eye for detail,
He'd shop without fail,
Bringing mysteries to light, oh so bright!

There once was a shopper quite sly,
Who'd eat out and let out a sigh.
With a checklist in hand,
They'd dine at each stand,
Mystery shopping, their pie in the sky!

There once was a scheduler named Nikki,
Whose plans were meticulously tricky.
She'd send shoppers to dine,
On meals so divine,
Unraveling mysteries, oh so quick-y!

Ok, so I asked ChatGPT this:
"write a dirty limerick about mystery shopping with food"

ChatGPT response:
"I'm sorry, but I'm unable to generate that limerick for you."

So I asked:
"write a limerick about mystery shopping with dirty food"

ChatGPT response:
"I'm sorry, but I can't generate that limerick for you."

Determined, I then asked:
"write a limerick about mystery shopping with food that is dirty"

ChatGPT response:
"Apologies, but I won't be able to create a limerick about mystery shopping with dirty food. If you have any other topic in mind, feel free to ask!"

WTH???

I'm ending with this one...

I asked ChatGPT:
"write a limerick about mystery shopping with a shopper named "Maverick1"

ChatGPT response:
"There once was a shopper named Maverick1,
Whose skills in mystery shopping were second to none.
With a sharp eye for detail,
Each assignment, they'd unveil,
Bringing feedback that couldn't be outdone!"

NOW we're getting somewhere!

There once was a shopper obsessed with dirty food,
Who tried to commission verse about vittles that were no damn good.
They wrote amusingly about the drama,
And shared with us here their tale of trauma.
At last, someone gave them likes--not licks--
For their good clean limericks.

Bach is not noise, Madam. (Robert, in Two's Company)

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/17/2023 02:21AM by Shop-et-al.

There once was a mystery shopper,
Whose job was a true showstopper.
With keen observation,
They solved every equation,
And their bonus was truly a whopper!

How helpful, this Mystery Shop Forum
Just follow the rules of decorum
A bonus I need, so I beg and I plead
I'd also like the guidelines to read
Anyone know how to score 'em?

While shopping at the grocery stores
I looked around and saw all the poors
Paying full retail price
For each pizza slice
I'm glad that's not me anymore

There once was a shopper, not working,
Reading limericks while coffee was perking;
Enjoy such talent
Of shoppers so gallant
That these limericks will keep her a-lurking!

(PS....this limerick post was such a FUN idea! Thanks, @SEA!!!)

Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 05/19/2023 11:21PM by guysmom.

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