National Smarties Day **
National Custodial Worker’s Recognition Day
National Fried Scallops Day
National Name Your Car Day
National Produce Misting Day
Remember Sheldon and his AA group, the Army Ants Smarty Pants, and how they lost the brainiac tournament? The only guy with the correct answer said, "Here, I am janitor. In Soviet Union, I am Physicist."
Bach is not noise, Madam. (Robert, in Two's Company)