A merchant I bought from on Amazon offered to reimburse me for a product and send me $10 if I left a 5 star review. I reported them.
Another merchant refunded my purchase after I left a bad review. After I thanked them, they asked me to change it. I told them their product was still crap. It was a kitchen utensil set. The pizza wheel shredded the pizza and the spatula melted.
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