George Fayne (not Georgia, as some editors insist. Move over, revisionists. Especially now, it should be widely accepted that parents could use the name for an anticipated boy for a birthed girl. Gah. What better use of Nancy Drew world than to illustrate he/she/they/what an interesting bit of fictional history/and a rose is a rose is a rose.... But I digress,,,

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Bach is not noise, Madam. (Robert, in Two's Company)