So I went into a store and was treated as if nothing were grotesquely amiss. Love them! And, I am thrilled with the sandals I bought there. These shoes are completely waterproof. Me-proof. Huzzah! It was especially easy because the store's website is up to date and informed me that my size was available at the price that was on the shoe tag. Such a pleasure. I went into a second public place-- legs and all-- and got a few glares, a few stares, and two averted eyeballs beneath two wrinkled eyebrows. Bless their hearts. Meanwhile, I am binge-watching old cooking shows. My Kitchen Rules is interesting, even now. Different countries, different chefs, different teams of home cooks. At this point, I think I could get the correct chili profile and balance; cook the risotto properly; and have backup plans B-Z in case the meat is raw or burned or some other calamity disrupts plans. Pretty good for a rank amateur, haha.
Bach is not noise, Madam. (Robert, in Two's Company)