I think that my kitchen is rising up in revolt. (I almost started this by saying that "my kitchen is revolting," but thought better of that.)
The water vessel part of the coffeemaker is leaking all over the counter. (I had suspected that the small puddles came from that, but now it has become a very BIG puddle.) The large toaster/convection oven's time has become so unreliable that instead of turning it off when the time runs out, the timer just stalls and lets the toasting/roasting/baking continue. (Yes, a separate timer that can be heard 2 rooms away would help, but the temperature control also appears to be getting wonky after about 20 years of use.)
A favorite recipe had gone walkabout for 2 weeks and then turned up held to the fridge door with a magnet. The sink drain backs up into the garbuerator (lovely term that I learned for a Canadian friend about 50 years ago.) Three of five "long life" LED bulbs in the ceiling fixture have died, as have both of the bulbs in the under-cabinet light closest to the store top. (Temporarily using a battery operated work light to see into pots on the stove top.)
I am forming a counterrevolutionary plan for lighting, drain, oven. Will look on Ebay for a coffeemaker and try to figure out a temporary "diaper" for the current one. If I ever find the missing sox (doesn't every household have some of THOSE !?) I will interrogate them about the kidnapping of that recipe.
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