This Thanksgiving, when probed for what I'm doing for work these days, I, for some unknown and possibly wine-induced reason, decided to provide my family a tell all about mystery shopping.
I start off by mentioning two of my other businesses and then, inexplicably, the words "mystery shopping" cross my lips - at which point one of the relatives blurs out, "is a complete scam." I then proceed to tell them all that it is, in fact, not but that there are definitely scams out there. As to leave no doubt that it is a scam, I decide to provide a wealth of evidence. With great zeal and a horrifying level of detail, I extol the many virtues of mystery shopping. With a growing crescendo, I also divulge all kinds of shops I do, detailing expensive dinners, covering all groceries, visiting theme parks, etc. The family then asks how much I make a year doing it and I decide to drop a five figure sum.
I then proceed to figuratively mic drop and wait for them all to clamor for the details so they can accomplish such amazing feats themselves. Shockingly, I'm met with mostly crickets and one relative who says maybe her husband should look into it when he retires.
Next year, should such a subject arise, I will be arming my husband with sedative blow darts.
How was your Thanksgiving?