"Are you our mystery shopper?"
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* Confused look * "Am I your what?"
Cashier, a beautiful young blonde with large....apples in her hand as I came into the store to buy some fruit, asks, "Are you our mystery shopper?"
*Smiles* "I can be, I like a little mystery as it spices things up. But seriously, what are you talking about?"
I don't get why a service workers make these comments. How incredibly stupid of them. Does nobody teach kids street smarts anymore? If you suspect someone is a shopper, say nothing. Don't tell anybody - not your co-workers, your boss, etc. Just go above and beyond, so that you ensure you get a good report, bank it, and use it as a means to ask for a raise down the line. Don't let your left hand know what your right hand is doing. And, hey, get your mind out of the gutter. I'm a professional here.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/05/2024 09:48PM by ServiceAward.
Cashier, a beautiful young blonde with large....apples in her hand as I came into the store to buy some fruit, asks, "Are you our mystery shopper?"
*Smiles* "I can be, I like a little mystery as it spices things up. But seriously, what are you talking about?"
I don't get why a service workers make these comments. How incredibly stupid of them. Does nobody teach kids street smarts anymore? If you suspect someone is a shopper, say nothing. Don't tell anybody - not your co-workers, your boss, etc. Just go above and beyond, so that you ensure you get a good report, bank it, and use it as a means to ask for a raise down the line. Don't let your left hand know what your right hand is doing. And, hey, get your mind out of the gutter. I'm a professional here.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/05/2024 09:48PM by ServiceAward.
Grabbed a sanny at Jersey Mike's while out on a recent gas loop.
Both line employees were unusually chatty. Second one asked what I was doing, and I said "working".
He asked what I did and I gave him the "...but I'd have to kill you" bit.
Then I said I was a mystery shopper, but not to worry, I wasn't shopping them.
"Or am I???"
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/06/2024 10:24PM by CoolMusic.
Both line employees were unusually chatty. Second one asked what I was doing, and I said "working".
He asked what I did and I gave him the "...but I'd have to kill you" bit.
Then I said I was a mystery shopper, but not to worry, I wasn't shopping them.
"Or am I???"
Have synthesizers, will travel...
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/06/2024 10:24PM by CoolMusic.
My waxologist at European Wax Center knows what I do for a living, and I've been going to see her for a long time. Even after all these years, she STILL thinks I'm there mystery shopping her. -lol-
If your path dictates you walk through hell, do it as though you own the place. -unknown
ServiceAward's real name could be "Randy."
P.S. All in good fun!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/06/2024 01:11AM by sestrahelena.
P.S. All in good fun!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/06/2024 01:11AM by sestrahelena.
Look at you assuming... -lol- For all you know, I inherited my dad's hairy back and shoulders! -runs a comb through my pelt-@ServiceAward wrote:
@drdoggie00 wrote:
My waxologist
* Perks up and pays attention *
If your path dictates you walk through hell, do it as though you own the place. -unknown
@drdoggie00 wrote:
Look at you assuming... -lol- For all you know, I inherited my dad's hairy back and shoulders! -runs a comb through my pelt-@ServiceAward wrote:
@drdoggie00 wrote:
My waxologist
* Perks up and pays attention *
*Quickly loses interest and sits back down.*
Yes
@JimmyP wrote:
Were you the mystery shopper?
"I told myself to quit you; but I don't listen to drunks." -Chris Stapleton
Was doing a grocery MS and the scenario called for self-checkout. This location schedules several different MSers to go in each week. The self-checkout gal comes over and whispers to me, "My manager (pushing her head over to the customer service area) thinks you're our mystery shopper" in a low tone. I gave her a befuddled look, furrowed my brow and said, "Mystery shopper? What's that?" with a puzzled look on my face. She began to look frustrated and said, "You know, the person who comes in and secretly evaluates us". I asked, "Can you get paid for doing something like that? Would I just come in with a clip board and check stuff off?" She got frustrated after that, but didn't say anything more, nor did I. Funny thing, tho................next time I shopped that location, and every other time since...she's no longer there! I don't know what happened to her, or if she told her manager about our conversation and got canned....I just don't know.
Honny - what gave it away? ( I mean presumably of course)
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/06/2024 02:58PM by BarefootBliss.
"Mystery shopper? I read somewhere that was a scam."
My son had a server look at him and boldly ask, "So is it fun being a mystery shopper?" Then at the end of the meal he brought two receipts and said, "I printed an extra...in case you need it for your 'job'." Obviously my son won't go back there again. Seems to me the server and restaurant shot themselves in the foot. It makes no sense.
Does the waxing place get shopped? Asking for a friend.
I'm going to use that if I'm ever asked again!@RobinMarie wrote:
OMG did I win a prize? I'm the mystery winner?
-lol- Not to my knowledge.@FrugalCat wrote:
Does the waxing place get shopped? Asking for a friend.
If your path dictates you walk through hell, do it as though you own the place. -unknown
Miss Terry S. Hopper, to you.@Nikki21 wrote:
No, I'm not Mrs. Hopper.
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Are we on some kind of hidden camera show? Will we be getting any money for this?
I asked for a discount. The MSC for the thrift store has specific language that I followed.
@BarefootBliss wrote:
Honny - what gave it away? ( I mean presumably of course)
"I told myself to quit you; but I don't listen to drunks." -Chris Stapleton
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