There is tons of information here on how to do just that. Wander over to the New Mystery Shoppers section and read the first dozen or so threads for a starter. You may want to get comfy and grab a cup of coffee or an adult beverage first
Equal rights for others does not mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie.
"I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag." -Molly Ivins
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and it really annoys the pig.