Austin, you drowned Mickey?!
I had to be at a project site for an early morning meeting, so I decided to get a hotel room nearby. I checked in and went to my room. I went to my room. It smelled of cigarette smoke and body fluids. There was no alarm clock and the TV remote was bolted to the night stand.
I called the front desk and asked about the alarm. He told me that they would call me for wake up at my request.
I went into the bathroom, and immediately went to the front desk and asked for the nearest Holiday Inn.
The mice and roaches in the bathroom didn't even run away when I turned the light on. It turns out, the hotel was a long term hotel for seasonal farm workers.
"I told myself to quit you; but I don't listen to drunks." -Chris Stapleton