I had a little excitement recently. I signed up for a shop, and didn't realize that it was in a mall. (For some reason, I thought that I knew the shop, and knew that the address was right outside the mall.)
So, I need to take a picture of it. I do not yet have a smartphone, which, by the way, makes my shop beautifully appropriate. I have a L.A.R.G.E. camera. It is not at all suitable for surreptitious photos. But, I've done one before in this mall, by standing off to the side and shooting at an angle, so the store associates won't see me unless they pop out of the store entirely. No problem. I can do it again, and I swear that this will be my last mall photo until I get a smartphone.
I get there, and it's a kiosk. It's a kiosk with three employees inside, one staring out at every possible angle. There's no possible angle where someone won't be looking at me as I take that picture.
I do the shop, and the salesperson, by the way, does a beautiful job. I go off and experiment with various angles and distances. Inspiration strikes. I scamper up the stairs, double back, lean over the railing and shoot an absolutely beautiful picture, if I say so myself, from above.
I turn around, and there's an official looking guy in a uniform right behind me. He doesn't say a word....