That's not fun or funny. What it is is insulting and degrading.
Dangle a carrot and make me jump? I'm not a chimp. I'm a father and a hard working adult that values my time with my children far more than gambling on what essentially is a scratch off card.
The scratch off lotteries claim XXX,ooo of winners but 95 percent of them only won the dollar back that they spent.
This is a corporation that is making fun of and laughing at people that work hard at making them their money.
I read almost every post on this forum and there's lots of, "woe is the shopper" posts that kind of make me chuckle in understanding and camaraderie.
There's also lots of "I hate the MSC or editor or scheduler" posts that make me think, grow up, understand your place and do your job!
This is the first post I've read that has PISSED ME THE HELL OFF.
You don't treat children in bad costumes on Halloween that way.
I'd email them and tell them I'd do ten of them if they could have a ton of fun giving me a $75 dollar bonuses on each one.
Let them have some of their own idea of fun
Or how about this?????
What if you guarantee my fee and for FRIGGIN FUN you might get a GREAT report or you might get a crappy report...WHAT FUN!!!!!!
Maybe for true suspense I MIGHT NOT EVEN GO!!! HAHA FUNNNNNNNNN