I finally got one of those stupid scam letters & checks in the mail.
Mine comes from the UK, at least going by the blue "Air Mail, par avion, Royal Mail" sticker on the lower left-hand corner of the envelope. (Kinda like this: [
www.agefotostock.com]). Or at least somewhere in Europe. There is a stamp, but no postmark. The envelope does have that series of vertical lines, something like this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/POSTNET ~OR~ [
en.wikipedia.org]) except it's in orange ink. Also, as part of my address, they added "USA". There is no return address, and *my* address is hand-written.
Across the top of the letter, it says, underlined, "Mystery Shopping Inquiry". The return address under that, says New York, NY; and even lists an '888' telephone number. The first paragraph says, "Following your online application, we are pleased to inform you that you have been endorsed to participate in the fantastic opportunity as a Mystery Shopper on behalf of Mystery Shopping Inquiry." It goes on with the usual scam letter prattle, and gives a name (Duncan Bennett) of my "Task Coordinator", even.
Besides all of this, the whole thing gets even more obvious as a scam. It lays out, first in a bullet-point style list, and later in a little chart, that I am to go to Wal-Mart and purchase items of my choice up to $50; then to Home Depot to purchase items of my choice up to $55. My "Salary" for this is $210.45, plus I get to keep the merchandise I selected. Then, the final item in the bullet list says to go to Western Union and transfer the "allocated amount", IN CASH, to a Chloe Ramsey in London, United Kingdom. In the little chart, it says the "allocated amount" is $1040. It just says "my nearest locations" for the stores.
Later, it says it's "imperative" I contact this Duncan a-hole and confirm receipt, then make immediate deposit of the check, which normally "clears in 24 hours". Yeah, sure. It give a fax number to fax my completed evaluation forms -- the "Customer Service Evaluation Tool", which is given the acronym "CSET" in one place, and "QAET" in another -- and all receipts. It reminds me in all bold that "due to the confidentiality agreement we have with our clients in addition with you as a representative of our firm, you are expected to act in accordance with the Employee Code of Business and Ethics, furthermore all task (sic) should be performed in a professional and diligent manner in order for this to be a (underlined) weekly employment opportunity."
And, to top it all off, the enclosed "CSET" (or "QAET"?) is SOOOOO simplistic it's ridiculous. Even CORI & MF reports look complex next to this thing. First a few demographic questions -- gender, age, have you shopped this location ever, or in the last three months. Then, a chart with a total of eight statements to rate the store -- stuff like: "You were greeted as you entered location", "There where [sic] enough cashier lanes attending to customers", "Aisles where [sic] numbered and had descriptions of what they contained", "Sales Reps easily identifiable and well-groomed". You're to put an "X" in the appropriate box for "Excellent, Good, Neutral, Poor". Then a second chart of seven statements to rate the Sales Rep in the same fashion -- stuff like: "Knowledge and Competence", "Willingness to Help", and "Managing your needs/requests". Then a space for how long you had to wait for the "customer service representative/teller", and finally a big narrative box "What could we do to improve our customer service?"
I worry people like my 80 year old aunt would fall for this. She's CONSTANTLY printing off the scam emails she gets and giving them to me as "job leads", and says she's thinking of responding herself. I have to explain, over and over and over, why it's a scam. She can't figure out how the email ones are scams, since they're not asking for any money to be sent. I'm afraid she'd think something like this *had* to be legit, since they're paying you up front. (SIGH!)
I've set the letter aside and was going to forward it to the state attorney general's office. I hadn't thought of the USPS or FBI.
Oddly, even though I've lived in the Pacific NW all my life, I've never gotten one originating from here!
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